Futures Trading is Easy

Gav and Ugly and the rest can’t fool me anymore… futures trading is actually very easy! I’ve seen the video:

You just wait for the chart to turn blue and buy 30 contracts. Why didn’t I think of that?? Between that, and the tax advantages, I have no idea why I am still trading stocks!

No wonder CalTrader has completely disappeared without ever performing his motivational futures trading demonstration… his charts must have turned dark blue, and now he has probably retired. That lucky SOB.

Any of you futures traders that are having trouble making money, make sure you have turned on your “blue candles” option.

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9 Responses

  1. Gav Says:

    LOL…Yes, you have found the secret. Now, buy another 30 contracts when you see the blue bar..tic tic tic go! LOL..

  2. john Says:

    richard: i’ve been selling on blue…that explains why i am bleeding cash

  3. Richard Says:

    Yeah, “buy on blue” is obviously the right way to trade. Hopefully they will make another video that explains which color to sell on.

  4. john Says:

    btw, cal has moved on to arbitrage and real estate :-)

  5. Richard Says:

    @john: I wonder what colors they use to buy and sell? For arbitrage I bet it’s subtle, like how crayola has both “yellow orange” and “orange yellow” colors.

  6. Ugly Says:

    I pounded my fist on the desk the other day and I spilled my tea onto all of my electrical cords. Bad move.
    There was a pop and then I smelled a burned electrical smell. I think it may have killed my printer, but luckily everything else still works fine.
    That’s what my video of futures trading would be like.

  7. Richard Says:

    That’s funny, I spilled hot chocolate all over my laptops this morning. Luckily, only one of the keyboards took an indirect hit. The rest was just external.

  8. john Says:

    richard and ugly: lol

  9. Cal Says:

    I am still trading futures, but the ER2 is probably like putting a 5 year old in a chess seat for beginners, it’s serious business, I mean the tick speed is lightning quick….
    I’ve began trading oil, and watch the S&P’s closely during the day as they tend to lead the markets and others trail…
    I did buy an investment property and I’m starting to kick back up my trading blog

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