Here’s the Key


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I was reading an interesting comment on Tyro’s site about how we deal with friends and family as it relates to our trading. I clicked over to Ainkurn’s site, and found this. Are you struggling? Having a hard time making money? Well, click here to find your answer.

Now I’m confused. Richard attributes his success to his long locks, and these guys are crediting their success to shaving their beards. I got it - I’ll shave my pubes! Damn, this seems to be working. I think I’ll have to schedule a full body wax. :-)


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15 Responses

  1. Richard Says:

    I shaved off my beard tonight, so we’ll see if I’m any more or less effective tomorrow. If there is an obvious improvement, I will shave my head.

  2. ainkurn Says:

    Mr. White Folks, thanks for the link. I have also shaved most of my beard, leaving only a goatee, and I pulled out a $1,800 trade in FSLR today. This shit really seems to be working. P.S. I have been shaving my head and arms for a couple years now, so my leg hairs are about the only thing left to shave now.

  3. Mr. White Folks Says:

    richard: like ainkurn, i’ve been shaving my head for years…u probably don’t want to go that route…in fact, i was thinking about letting it grow out (long of course) to see if i could duplicate your success…my only problem is the females…i can still pull girls in their early 20’s with my shaved head…if i let it grow out, i’ll have to die my hair to get rid of all the grey…its not very manly to spend hours sitting under the dryer with hair product…i guess that’s no less manly than my current regimen of manicures and pedicures

    ainkurn: i shave my armpits too, but never would have admitted it, if u hadn’t first…i hope the goatee isn’t the answer, since i can’t grow one…maybe, i can go for the 3 musketeers look, and grow that small patch just under my chin

    btw, nice job on the FSLR trade…WTG!

  4. Richard Says:

    my first trade this morning was for 5 points… time to fire up that electric shaver

  5. Mr. White Folks Says:

    damn! i’m scheduling the full body wax now…great trade richard

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  7. ainkurn Says:

    Mr. White Folks, take it one day at a time. If you get a full body wax immediately what will be left to shave. you need to leave some hair for the future. think of your retirement account :)

  8. Mr. White Folks Says:

    ainkurn: great point! i need to think about my future

  9. Eric W Says:

    That must be why women are better traders… they shave more surface area.

    E.

  10. Mr. White Folks Says:

    E: LOL

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  12. obat Says:

    Why don’t you guys try some estrogen pills too.

  13. Richard Says:

    You may be onto something, obat. There were allegations that SAC forced some of their traders to take female hormones, and that it somehow turned one or more of them into transvestites.

  14. Michael Lomker Says:

    So, Richard, did having man tits improve their trading? I could just have another pizza and skip the estrogen. ;)

  15. Mr. White Folks Says:

    obat: good idea!

    michael: LOL…that’s the funniest comment on this post

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