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The Dow is spitting distance from going green on the day. Behold your Saviour:

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January 22nd, 2008 at 1:18 pm
nice! u posted before march 31st, and i won the pool!
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:25 pm
It’s the beard, I tell you! He’s concentrating so hard in that picture on lifting the markets purely by the power of his beard!!
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:16 pm
I wonder if that before or after he met with the PPT…
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January 24th, 2008 at 3:36 am
THE POOR MAN IS IN PAIN! He’s having severe intestinal distress, can’t anyone see that? He is saying to himself…”Oh God, Did I really need to eat all those hard boiled eggs and spam before this conference?”(By the way, spam is 23% pig lips. The rest you dont want to know.) LMAO