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1) you receive a head injury
2) the doctor forces you to undergo a rectal exam
3) when you protest, they sedate you and do it anyway
4) as you struggle to keep a finger from going in your ass, you strike a doctor
5) they file misdemeanor assault charges against YOU!
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January 31st, 2008 at 8:17 am
I had one of those at a hospital when I was 12. They used it to check on my appendix, which ended up having to be removed.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:47 am
michael: until i read that article i wasn’t aware that was one of the techniques to check your spine…now i have to rethink a couple of girls i dated…maybe they were checking my appendix or my spinal column…i shouldn’t be so quick to judge
btw, at least u didn’t get arrested!
January 31st, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Oh my god I could say some really uncouth things right now…but I’ll restrain myself. Things could get really ugly.
January 31st, 2008 at 5:43 pm
jay: one knuckle is playful, two is not manly at all, and i guess if the whole digit goes up there, its actually a medical procedure
could your comment have been any uglier than that?
January 31st, 2008 at 6:54 pm
If the doctor is, um, “checking” you, and you feel BOTH his hands on your shoulders, it’s probably trouble.
February 1st, 2008 at 4:46 am
Oh shit.