Some of you out there doubt the amazing power of astrology. Well, I went out to watch the lunar eclipse last night, and took the following crappy picture with my iPhone:

Yeah, I know… it’s not exactly as if you were out there with me… camera-phone pictures kinda suck in low light situations.

But, I thought I might try to re-touch the image to see if I could salvage the 3 seconds of hard work I had put into it (I mean, I lifted my hand over my head for pete’s sake). And, imagine my amazement when a basic program like iPhoto revealed the awesome lunar power affecting us every day:

It was very easy to do! It was almost as if iPhoto had a “reveal astrological power” button. And in fact, once these glittery red, green, and yellow forces had been revealed unto me, their power was such that I was unable to reverse the effects. I don’t know what the white halo is all about, but I’m sure it’s screwing with my mood in some way, even now.

Anyway, I will keep this photo in my wallet, for the next time I need to explain some weird behavior to the cops. You can’t argue with hard evidence!

I’m sure no one is even left reading this paragraph, as you’ve all gone off to google “financial astrology” and are now dreaming of the life of luxury you will no doubt be embarking upon. It’s okay… You can thank me later.