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Mega-sore-ASS is too vulgar, so now I’m going with Tranny-sauras-Rex. Besides, we really don’t know if he pitches or catches. I have a feeling he does both.
H/T: Prospectus
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Wow! I’ve been there, and have blogged about it.
I wish him luck, but more importantly, I hope he finds a way to take his stops.
There are two traders that I really want to see succeed. Deh Trader and Prospectus. Well, actually there’s three - ME!
For the rest of you, I want to see miserable failures. Just kidding. I’ve been reading Glen’s posts for a couple of years now, and he seems like a great guy. The rest of you suck. And no, I’m not kidding about that.
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Being a card carrying member of the New York Elite, Dinosaur Trader’s idea of a feud worthy of the Hatfield’s and McCoy’s, is blowing leaves into your neighbor’s yard.
However, in the comments section of this post, he may have upped the ante. I would strongly advise that he chooses carefully the members of this site that he goes after.
For one, I wouldn’t mess with Prospectus. Lest you forget, he is after all, a rocket scientist with top secret clearance. Although he’s a peaceable guy, he’s not above getting you back. One idea he has thrown out to me is shutting down the power grid in your neighborhood for a few days. As you probably know, he does have access to government spy satellites. I would hate for a pic of you to show up on the net. Possibly one of you getting out of a cold shower in the middle of January while you are turtled up. It would be much like this pic of Danny Bonaduce! That could be quite embarrassing.
While I’m at it, I thought I would warn you. Since you remain my favorite trading blogger, I would hate to see you go after Richard. As you can see from the comments posted here, that he likes to bang traders’ Moms. It must be a power fetish. Whatever it is, I would hate for you and your family to show up to your Mom’s house on her birthday for a surprise. You plan on taking her out for breakfast, only to find Richard strutting around in his boxer/briefs while your Mom cooks him breakfast. Then she explains that she’s a little tired after being up all night. As you cringe, your daughter exclaims “Grandma sure looks happy!” That would truly be a nightmare.
If I were you, I would focus on the lower tier. Eric from Tacoma is only a real estate mogul. The worst thing that could happen, from attacking him, is maybe he gets one of his associates, that owes him a favor, to systematically devalue the appraisals of homes in your neighborhood. Since even a 30% reduction in the value of your home would still leave you with a net worth more than the entire MtM team combined, I doubt that will sting.
Zoomie’s a nice guy, and yes, he’s a retired fighter pilot. But let’s be honest, it was Canada. Their entire Air Force doesn’t have any actual combat experience. Besides, he’s living the good life, and with the exception of his birthday when he indulges, he doesn’t really get into internet fights. You would kind of be wasting your time there.
If I were you, I would stick with the battle with me, and me alone. After all, I’m only a common laborer with a degree from a local community college. If it weren’t for King Richard being a benevolent dictator, I wouldn’t be here. I remain the lightweight of the site, and I would focus your anger and attention on me.
After all, I fired the first shot.
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The payoff is at the end. Sorry you have to sit through the beginning.
Watch this post's video on Youtube
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I was watching this EOTPRO.COM video on youtube. Its an interesting concept, but only had 430 views. Then I noticed this one, “How to make $785 in less than 20 minutes - stock trading,” had well over 9000 views. Finally, there is this video that is light in content, but has a girl with a nice body, dressed in a sexy outfit. It won the battle with over 10,000 views.
Knowing the readership of MtM, they will skip right over the EOTPRO video, and check out the girl.
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I’m really excited. After the close today, Maria Bartiromo interviewed me, and it should be aired tomorrow. For those of you who don’t watch the network, I’ll give you a brief synopsis.
Maria: Good afternoon Mr. White
MWF: Uhhh, that’s Mr. White Folks
Maria: Is this a joke?
MWF: No!
Maria to her staff: What is this? Some kind of racist?
MWF: I was told you were a big fan of MtM, so I thought you would already know why I chose that name.
Maria: I’m actually a fan of Richard, but he was getting another swedish massage. My staff told me that you were on a good run, so we thought you could fill in.
MWF: No harm done. So where exactly are we headed in this interview?
Maria: What do you expect over the intermediate term in the Nasdaq?
MWF: I dunno.
Maria: Then how exactly do you trade?
MWF: I guess my bread and butter is the Trader Vic 2B, and then I wait for the two red dots.
Maria: Is this a joke?
MWF: Seriously Maria, today I took a whole 10 points out of the NQ with an average contract size of 1.
Maria: Btw, Mr. White Folks, its 80 degrees in Florida, and you’re wearing a fur coat. What’s that about?
MWF: Its all part of the image. Then I smile - displaying my gold tooth with the $ made out of diamonds.
Maria: Ok, that’s it. You guys booked some Internet geek who probably lives in his parents basement, and works the drive-thru at McDonalds, and he’s on my show giving market analysis.
MWF: Actually Maria, the person you speak of is NO EQUITY. He’s a frequent commenter at DT’s site.
Maria: DT is hot!
MWF: Huh?
Maria: I love the way he’s always talking bad about me. These guys around here kiss my ass. They see these ugly women all around, and they treat me like some sort of beauty queen. Bunch of pussies. Dylan Ratigan is the only on air personality who treats me like the BLEEP I am.
MWF: I’ve never seen this side of you, and I’m kind of getting turned on. I like that dirty talk. Call yourself a BLEEP again.
Maria: That’s it. This interview is over. Can we get some perma bull/bear on tomorrow to fill this time slot.
MWF: Thanks for having me on the Cock N‘ Balls Channel, you bunch of tools.
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If you’ve been missing the intelligent exchange of ideas, in the comment section of this post, between Richard, Ainkurn, and myself, check it out. We’ve found the key.
I’m posting a pic of me on my quest to become a super trader. Thanks again Ainkurn!
Thanks to Teresa Lo, the Elder-Ray indicator, and women who love to torture men as they yank the hair from my quivering body, I’m on my way!
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I was reading an interesting comment on Tyro’s site about how we deal with friends and family as it relates to our trading. I clicked over to Ainkurn’s site, and found this. Are you struggling? Having a hard time making money? Well, click here to find your answer.
Now I’m confused. Richard attributes his success to his long locks, and these guys are crediting their success to shaving their beards. I got it - I’ll shave my pubes! Damn, this seems to be working. I think I’ll have to schedule a full body wax. :-)
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I have it on good authority that a movie is being made about Maria Bartiromo.
With Gina Gershon playing the part, even DT will probably watch.
Edit: this doesn’t warrant a full post, so I’ll put it here. These traders win, hands down, for best trading blog name. I wonder if I’ll have to give them a cut of any revenue derived from my ‘retarded commentary.’ I guess it depends on who came first. Btw, note the links on the right corner. Trader Bubs is lumped in with a bunch of retards (literally). I’m jealous.
Edit the edit: damn! They have their own zone and media. I like it. I guess its retard lite over here at MtM.
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Judging the popularity of posts here at MtM (Mr. White Folks’ specifically), by the number of comments generated, the readers want (in descending order): (1) more charts, (2) discussions on religion, politics, and things we can’t control, (3) robots trading, (4) robot sex, (5) videos of dog’s masturbating, (6) faggot Bruce, and (7) clips from the greatest movie of all time.
The bad news is that I’m going to take the immature route, and post less charts. I will make up for it with more nonsense. The good news (for most of you) is that the greatest musical talent of our time was forced to remove his myspace page. Faggot Bruce will have to live in our hearts and minds. What’s even sadder is you won’t be able to hear his new hit where he implies he uses ‘asses for pinky rings.’
I thought I would use this opportunity to let newcomers (those who found this blog through DT) know what to expect in the future. I’m sure MtM is now added to your feedreader.
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Is she really a six? Maybe, I’m spoiled living in Florida. This pic must have been taken in Wisconsin.
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When word of the great oil spill, at DT’s house, made it around the trading desks, crude spiked quite a bit. Its just like over anxious traders to bid up the price when bad news hits. It appears that the oil pits are getting calmer now as price returns to lower levels.
How did DT get this pic of the MtM team? I’m just glad that none of us are as “gay” as the Ragin Cajun. He looks more like the Flamin’ Cajun!
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We’re coming up on the annual Trading Pimp awards ceremony (the name has changed since most pimps have entered the futures arena), and I’m faced with two dilemmas.
One can be easily solved. I’m not sure if I want to award the Pimp Chalice this year. Most players already drink from one on a daily basis, and they probably don’t need it.
Or do I present a standard trophy? The ones available aren’t appropriate for anyone over the age of six. This wanna be pimp can’t command any respect.
Now take a look at the Heisman Trophy.
I can only envision a Trading Pimp award that conveys the true power of a dominating pimp hand — ready to backhand Ho’s who willingly give up their hard earned money in the markets. Ho’s, you know who you are.
Here is my other dilemma. One of the likely winners happens to be a woman. Would she even acknowledge this award? It has turned the whole Pimp/Ho relationship upside down. Most of us traders, who happen to be men, have readily been bitch slapped by this woman. Pimping is a mindset, and she has it.
Edit: the voting isn’t in yet, so if you want to be in consideration for this award, leave a comment here. I may not even be aware of your blog and trading skills. Babak and Richard are in the running, but I’m open to suggestions. It also wouldn’t hurt to politic for the grand prize. Linking to this fine blog, and getting the word out about the upcoming ceremony, can only help you in your quest to eventually achieve Trader Pimp status.
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